1- From a fairly reliable source the bookstore in conjunction with several other bookstores and book wholesalers is under investigation by the federal government.

2- Hoff is leaving next year. For a better paying school. (hey maybe we'll get a snow day!) Confirmed!

3- Professor Palmer got beaten up by the father of the student that he was dating and is now married to.

4- Professor Joel Blank may get the axe soon.

5- The University is systematically closing down the frats to make room for Administrative buildings and more parking.

6-A UMaine Police officer beat up a student at a bar! Confirmed!

7- From several independent sources, our vice president may be forced to leave due to allegations of sexual misconduct against male students.

8-Hoff is actually not leaving for a better school he is really just getting fired!!! You heard it here first folks! Confirmed!

9- UMaine did not turn down MTV, MTV actually told UMaine to go fuck themselves...