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Christ I could floss my teeth with that, except that I wouldn't!

What are friends for but to make sure your comfortably resting on gravel.

You don't know this but hotpants has a huge mole (I'm not kidding)

Lobsterman strikes again!

I think this picture speaks for itself

FUCK YOU! stop staring at my giant arm

"Wow what are you planning on doing with that thing?"

I've heard licking a woman's head is the best way to get into their pants

Ice Ice Baby


"You don't understand!" "His mouth is stuck like that from 2 nights in jail"

If you insist!

If only I had the skill to crop guys out of pictures. I don't like their stares while I masturbate...

What up CUZ?

Being the one black man on campus has made him irresistible to women.

   
   
   
   

VIDEOS

NEW- 9 shot CHALLENGE!  9 shots u better not do it!

NEW - The great white hunter catches a beer drinking manic (he is on pain killers too) DRUNKCROCK

NEW - A dork is poked in the head DORKPOKE

1- Red Sox Bonfire, no biggie....BONFIRE

2- I Would Not Wish This AM Horror Show On Anyone! FACED!

3- Learn How to To Funnel By Watching this instructional Video.  HOW TO FUNNEL

4- Tossing Chairs of a bridge in Portland will get the police after you CHAIR TOSS

5- Triple Shot Challenge with ORLOFF! Beat This Time!

6- Second Triple Shot Challenge. Only Bacardi though TSB Bacardi

7- A rather Large Funnel 4 Beer Funnel

8- Baseball bats and bare nipples Don't Mix. Retarded Drunkenness

9-  More Bat action, to the head this time.  Bat to Head

 

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