DRINKING GAMES
Drunk Driver
If
your like us, you've driven around drunk one too many times, and may be paying
for it still. Drunk driving is fun and dangerous, but not worth the possible
community service the judge might throw out. Helping people sucks! Why not try
the drunk driving card game before stumbling back into your car?
The rules for this are easy, there is a dealer and one 'driver.' The dealer
deals 6 cards (more for a greater challenge, less for an easy road) face down to
the driver. The driver turns over a card and one of the following will happen:
* if the card is a non-face card or ace, nothing happens and the driver
moves onto the next card.
* if the card is a face card or ace, the driver is dealt additional cards
based on which card; Jack = +1 card, Queen = +2 cards, King = +3 cards, and Ace
= +4 cards. As well, as being dealt more cards, the driver also has to have a
drink for each additional card. (ace turned over --- 4 cards and 4 drinks).
The game doesn't stop until the driver has successfully made it off the road
(gone through all cards dealt). If the dealer runs out of cards, simply
reshuffle the cards already played. If this game ends up sucking, take a few
shots, and steal a car. HAVE FUN!
Indian Poker
Do like Indians?
Neither do we...
But Fire-Water is Great!!!
Let's honor our Indian Island neighbors and take part in this intoxicating
tradition!!
This
is a pretty stupid and simple game, but that's what makes it fun.
Supplies: people, alcohol, and a deck of cards.
The rules state that each player is dealt one card that they can not look at.
They must place the card on their foreheads so that everyone else can see the
cards. That means you can see everyones card but your own.
The dealer begins by betting that he has the highest card by saying how many
drinks he wishes to bet. Players who don't think they can win fold and take as
many drinks from their beer that the current bet is at. The player who ends up
losing (with the lowest card) must drink the total of the bets.
You the more and faster you play, the better this game will work!!
Up and Down the River
This game
has a high potential for getting you fucked up! So fucked up in fact, you may
just decide to have yourself a refreshing swim in the Penobscot River. At least
you'll stay warm from all the boose....
Supplies: many people and at least two decks of cards. A good rule of thumb is
one deck for six people, than an additional deck for every additional eight to
ten people.
Everyone sits in a circle, one player is the dealer as well as a participant.
Each player is dealt four cards face up, to be kept in front of that player.
The dealer then starts 'up the river' by turning over the first card, each
player with the same card in front of him/her (suit doesn't matter), must take
one drink. If the person has more than one of the same card, it is a drink for
each card.
The dealer then turns over the next card. Same thing, except this time it is two
drinks. The next deal is three drinks, and the the last is four drinks.
After the fourth card, the dealer returns 'down the river' by dealing the next
card on top of the fourth card dealt. Players with matching cards now GIVE four
drinks away in any combination; four to one player, or maybe one drink to four
different players. Same situation of the player has more than one of the same
card; the player gives drinks for each card.
The dealer continues back 'down the river' by dealing the next card on top of
the third card dealt. This time players give three cards for each matching card.
The next deal is a give of two drinks, and the last deal is a give of one drink.
After all the cards are dealt, simply shuffle and deal again. Lastly, the dealer
starts turning over cards, while counting from 1 (ace) to 13 (king), if the
count and the card turned over are equal in value then all players drink that
many drinks.
The game continues until everyone is sick of the game, or sick from alcohol
poisoning. That's your call.
Brain Damage
This
game doesn't sound too healthy, we'll admit. But if you think about it, the
alcohol is only killing off the crappy brain cells like the ones responsible for
emotion. The weak ones must die for the sake of the collective brain. DRINKING
MAKES YOU SMARTER!!
A cool game but when you first explain it, people may get confused. After a
quick round though, everyone usually gets the hang of things. You'll need a deck
of cards with all 8s, 9s and the red 10 tens removed, people, and the
ever-important beer. The buzz factor starts out low, but with lots of people,
dealing last can be dangerous at best.
The ranks of the cards are:
Face cards .5 points
Aces 1.0 point
2-7 face value
10s wild
The game is played just like BlackJack but to 7.5 points.
First, lay out all cards face down, everyone "cuts for deal". Highest card deals
first (10 would be 7.5, 7 is very good). Deal will go from highest draw to
lowest. Very important: you cannot leave the game until after you have dealt.
That's why dealing first is great, dealing last has been known to result in
"Brain Damage."
Dealer takes deck, deals one card face down to first player, one card face down
to self. Player looks at card, then bets any amount of beer, a large shot glass
is usually a good limit.
Player keeps first card face down, and can take as many hits as he wants. If he
goes over 7.5, he must announce that fact, and then drink the bet. If not, when
he stops, dealer turns over his card, and then hits until he thinks he has the
player beat. If dealer busts, he drinks the bet.
When the dealer is satisfied with his hand, the player turns over his card.
Lower total drinks. Ties mean player drinks. The dealer then goes to the next
player, repeating the process until the deck is exhausted.
If the player gets a "five card charlie" (5 cards, not busted), he wins
immediately, dealer cannot draw, dealer loses even with a 10 in hand. If player
draws to 7.5, dealer can of course try to tie (win).
If the dealer begins dealing begins with six or less cards, the penalty is to
deal again. WIth six or less cards, dealer lays them face down, the player bets,
they both draw a card, loser drinks (tie == player drinks) Play continues until
everyone has dealt.
Now, Don't You Feel Smarter?
I bet you can easily convert proof to percent, no problem!!
Your so smart!!!
F.U.B.A.R.
This
game is sorta like Kings, but now with German Efficiency to ensure drunkness!!!
Sie Trinken Jetzt Für Mutter Deutschland!!!
Ware-Lederne Kurzschlüsse Und Wachsen!! Stark!
YES, YOU DRINK NOW!!!
Shuffle a full deck of cards and scatter them in a pile in the middle of your
table. One player goes at a time picking one card. They flip over their card,
displaying it to everyone. Each card has a different rule as follows:
- Ace - Take one drink
- 2 - Take Two
- 3 - Take Three
- 4 - Questions: You look at the person of your choice and ask them a question,
they must answer your question with a question and it keeps going until someone
screws up. Ex. What is going on? Why do you touch yourself? You don't have to
question the person who questioned you either. Make sure to make eye contact.
- 5 - Give five drinks
- 6 - I never. This is where the person who flipped the card says something they
have never done and anyone who has must drink.
- 7 - Thumbmaster: This person puts their thumb down on the table whenever they
want and the last one to put theirs down drinks. The thumbmaster can do this as
many times as he wants until the next seven is picked.
- 8 - Categories: The first person gives a topic/category and in rotation,
everyone else must give a kind. Ex: Toothpaste, Crest, Colgate, Mentadent, etc.
-9 - Rhyme: Everyone must give a word that rhymes with yours. Ex: Shoe...glue...you..etc
- 10 - Social: Everyone drinks
- Jack - Assholes drink...guys drink
- Queen - Bitches drink....girls drink
- King - Waterfall: This can be extremely hard, depending on your group of
drinkers. It goes in order first being the one who picked the card and so on.
The first person drinks as much beer as they can continuously and the 2nd person
can't stop until they stop, the 3rd person can't stop until the 2nd person and
so on. If you have big drinkers at the begining, it is really difficult.