Aug 30th 12:01 PM -While working on getting all the pictures and vids back up, we came across this picture to your right. It was labeled "80's",  as though the people in the picture were attending an 80's party or in some way imitating the 80's way of life.  I was under the impression that there were women in the 80's...... Well I've been wrong before.

Aug 29th 11:03 PM- We are aware that many parts of the site are not working correctly yet.  Please be patient while we fix them over the next few days.  Thank you for your support and understanding.

Aug 29th 6:41 PM - AFTER a protracted legal battle we are back on the internet broadcasting our pirate signal deep into the dorm rooms of UMaine Students. 

Jan 20th 3:32 PM - Drunk as shit, we started drinking as soon as we figured out it was a snow day!!!!! 9:30 AM Baby!  Ok pics are getting processed we even have half of them the right size so far!  WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Dec 30th 2:20 AM - Sorry for the lack of updates.  Finals, vacation, and drinking got in the way.  Thanks to everyone who has sent in pictures, and we have A LOT, they will be updated as soon as our team returns to school, thanks for those of you who have purchased bumper stickers, we've shipped most of them out and will ship the rest when we get back to Campus.  Two of us are flying to Florida 3 hours to visit a UMaine Drunk who didn't quite make it through school.  Bringing the camera as always and video camera too this time!  See you all when we get back!!

Nov 23rd 7:10 PM - No time to update got to go get turkey 3 hours south.  So I leave you with this.  Seatbelt roadblocks are a bullshit waste of my time and our money.  I love paying higher student bills and taxes to pay cops so I can be written warnings for not having my seatbelt on in a FUCKING PARKING LOT!   FUCK YOU PUBLIC SAFETY!

Nov 18th 4:01 PM - More pictures- For a long time now we at UMaine Drunks have been wondering how much it costs the students of this university and the citizens of this great state to keep a full time police squad on hand here at UMaine.  They have 26 or 27 employees, more cars than they need, a building, and equipment.  We are going to have to do some investigating into the actual costs but I'm sure its in the millions.  That's a lot of money just to cart old people around campus in their cars, patrol dorms, and bust up parties.  Maine is a safe state, we have one of the lowest crime rates in the nation, most people I know keep their doors unlocked, there is no need to waste these kinds of resources on a 2 square mile campus.  Old Town and Orono have far to large a police presence already, and when you throw in "public safety" you have 3 separate police departments and highway patrol station all within a few miles of each other with no real crime to fight.  Surely this makes for board cops and unhappy residents who feel harassed a I don't care how law abiding you may be, tell me your heart doesn't beat a bit faster when a cop is right behind you.  This happens all the time since I usually see at least one car from each department on my way into school every morning and about 5 times that many on the weekends.  There is simply no need for this kind of extreme police presence.  Especially at 9 AM on a Monday.  Facts and figures forthcoming.

Nov 16th 12:45 PM - Pics - Working on editing a few videos, no promises though, we are drunkards after all.  Pike is having their annual Mardi Gras Thing this Friday at USIHUAIA where you can win free shit and get the really drunk girls to show you their breasts for some 10 cent beads.  Not a bad deal.  However if you would like to enjoy free tits on the cheap I recommend you get as drunk as you can before hand.  Also buy a 350 ml bottle of 100 proof liquor and stuff it in your pocket.  It all works the same, if you can hack it as a college class drinker you shouldn't need 5 long island Ice teas to tie on a buzz! You should be able to suck down the half a fifth you have stuffed in your pocket and save yourself 35 bucks in the process. Snicker at the crush of people wasting their evening trying to get just a couple of beers at the bar, while you rush headlong into an inhibition free blackout. Throw beads at the girls and flirt shamelessly with the sluttiest one, while they push and shove to buy her a drink. Besides being completely bombed will be a good excuse the next morning when your girlfriend threatens to give you a black eye.  Just tell her you were so drunk you don't remeber a single breast begging for Mardi Gras Beads.

Nov 14th 1:42 PM - Someone sent this in to us, we didn't know what the "tiddle" was so we watched it. I've lost vision in my left eye and my friend here is running around screaming for his mom. Since we watched it now you too must be scarred for life, and if you see this kid punch him in the spine for us will yah? You've been warned.  You need apple quick time to watch THE TIDDLE

Nov 14th 1:51 AM- Some New Pics Drunk? Yes...Angry, you bet. A sad day is upon us when the fear of administrative crackdowns and overaggressive cops force party throwers everywhere to be paranoid to a fault.  I know, I've been that guy.  We were at a party last night, filming a some stuff, things started going sidewise fast.  I was walking though a small crowd when some random chick in a cowboy hat started grinding my leg like there was no tomorrow (sorry honey not my fault), I was dealing with that when I was confronted by an angry short man who demanded I shut of my camera, he was rude and very short.  I told him that it was fine and I stopped my taping to find out what the problem was.  He then demanded, on the authority of going to college for 8 years, that I give him my camera and tape. Though 8 years of college is very impressive, I had to decline his generous offer to take my brand new camera from me.  So I told him I knew a few people at the party who had seen me with the camera and didn't have a problem with it so maybe he should just calm down.  He asked who, so I gave him the name of one of my friends and he exclaimed "I know exactly where he is!" and ran off to tattle on me.

Anyway my friend of 4 years came downstairs and explained why Mr. Short was getting all upset.  Apparently some dumb freshman slut had taped a party towards the end of last year, and got caught being shitfaced and underage. In some worthless attempt to pass blame, that the cops probably tricked her into, she produced the tape of the party she go drunk at.  Trouble followed.  After having a clear explanation presented to me in a reasonable fashion, I agreed that further taping would be unfair to the party throwers.  It was settled as far as I was concerned.

BUT NOOOOOO.... While I was talking to my buddy about how shitty that situation was and what a nice beer vest he had on, the short guy had been working himself into a frenzy about the incriminating tape I now had in my possession.  He had gathered some supporters who were now yelling for blood (or at least broken plastic).  I explained that the tape cost $7 dollars and I had some other stuff on it that I wanted, so there was no way I was giving him the tape.  He offered me $20 bucks for it and I almost took it, but the principle folks, it was my tape and I had given my word the party segment would never see the light of day or it would be erased all together.  I went to talk to my friend and a few other people in the boiler room about the situation.  Long story short I switched the tape out and gave them a blank to destroy for $10.  IN YOUR FACE SHORT OBNOXIOUS DUDE! and out of respect for my friends at the party, my tape will never see the light of day. So you see all they had to do was ask because I have respect for people like them.

Nov 13th 1:11 PM - Scanned some old news if you want to see what the Maine Campus wrote about us, the channel 2 news story is giving us trouble as we try to digitize it.  Some Umaine Alums go to Germany and pick up some hot German beer wenches.  Man last night was rough. 

Nov 12th 1:08 PM - A Train derailed in VA Spilling 20,000 gallons of beer near an industrial park! Too bad it didn't happen near a college campus! Link Here

Nov 11th 10:37 PM- We'll have some new Halloween pics up soon in out pictures section, just as soon as our lazy asses can edit them down to size.  In the mean time we have Tara Reid Nipple Slip at P-Diddy Party also, did anyone see the HUGE ass police beat today? The best one was the kids heckling the officer from the tree!

Nov 4th 4:00 PM- The way police beat is written, from the side of the police, since it is based on their reports, is funny as hell to read.  Take some examples from this Thursday's Maine Campus. 

"Shoddy concealment job gets underage man summons in York
A man was issued a summons following a situation in the basement of York Hall at about 1:30 a.m. Sunday, Oct 31. An officer on foot patrol in the hall noticed two people leaving the building. One male subject, later identified as Coleman Nelson, 19, of Jefferson, was holding his arm in such a way that the officer thought he was injured. Give us a break here, does anyone really think that the cop thought the man was injured hahaha, he just wanted to see what he was hiding.  Now I'm no expert, but I'm damn positive your allowed to look like you hiding something. The officer asked the man if he was OK but the man ignored him. The other person told the officer that the man was fine. Based on the actions of the two, the officer decided to investigate. Yeah you better investigate since college kids are considered armed and dangerous criminals on this campus Upon closer inspection, Nelson appeared to be holding something under his jacket. He told the officer that it was a 2-liter bottle of soda. When asked to show it, Nelson produced a 1-liter bottle of vodka. He should not have shown it, he didn't have to, folks if cops ask you do do something, don't do it! They will act like your buddy until you admit what you did and bend you over! As a result, he was issued a summons for illegal possession of alcohol by a minor."  So as you can see there is a lot of bullshit going on on the part of the cops he had no probable cause so he just made one up.  If students knew their rights shit like this wouldn't happen.

Nov 4th 1:16 pm- Bush Wins, and no one at  UMaine will ever hear the end of it.  If I hear one more person say they are embarrassed to be an American I'm going to throw a beer can at their head (a full one).  That is the stupidest thing anyone can say! Regardless of who wins the election, at least we have elections! How about the pressure that you have to vote?! I voted early but that didn't stop people from all kinds of student organizations from trying to get me to do it again!  I even told one fellow that I already voted and he said "Yeah Right.." man did that piss me off!!!  It was mostly Kerry people trying to get a higher turnout of students who they thought would all vote for him. I personally don't think that was needed since Maine always goes democrat regardless.  Anyway, I don't know about you but I'm just GLAD THE ELECTION IS OVER! and we can get back to important things like waking up face down on the floor!