This school has come down quite a bit from its hay days when it actually ranked as a party school.  Public Safety has become a training camp for fascists, not even those of us of legal age can drink without fear of prosecution.  The daily patrols of the dorms have become hourly and a few kids doing what college kids do and hurting no one are busted every night of the week.  Frats are getting shut down by tattletales and cops with no real crime to fight, and its only getting worse my friends.  House parties seem to be the only safe place but even those are getting busted by neighbors who move here for the college atmosphere but suffer from "not in my backyard" syndrome.

     We can't blame it all on the Man though, the students here have to stand up and do something on Friday night.  Make the effort to have a few drinks and meet a few people.  Getting drunk is one of the best ways to meet people, and if your all shut up in your room downloading another episode of the family guy or some strange Japanimation cartoon, STOP!  Have a few shots, chase it with a beer and then maybe you'll go knock on a few random doors and get those shut-ins out too.  Get together, drink in your room, then go find a party, drink more there, meet people.  Take some risks, eat free hotdogs after 3am at the gas station, flash someone, pick a fight, run from the cops, piss on a tree, have unprotected sex, have good stories to tell your kids about college!..... They are not going to want to hear how many Gigs of porn you had on your hard drive!...  Besides then you can put something cool in your away message instead of your usual crap.

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